Two winners were randomly selected. The signed copy from Marta Acosta goes to -
- justpeachy36 who said... What does a Vampire fear most? Answer: Tooth Decay....
- SandyG265 who said...Funny interview. How many more books do you plan to write in the Casa Dracula series?
Q. Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite?
A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night...he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest. But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from. Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!". He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy. "OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation. : "Well I *@#$en didn't!", said the bat.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! are we really vampires?
Mom: Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
There once was a vampire named Mabel, who's period was notoriously stable So one night in June she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table.
Buffy quotes in lieu of a joke -
"To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing." -- Buffy
"Vampires are creeps."
"Yes, that's why one slays them." -- Buffy and Giles
"Halloween quiet? I figured it would be a big ol' vamp scareapalooza."
"Not according to Giles. He swears that tomorrow night is like dead for the undead. They stay in."
"Those wacky vampires. That's why I love 'em. They just keeps ya guessing." -- Xander and Buffy
"Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires, and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!" -- Giles
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit at a table. The waitress comes to take their orders.
"I'll have a mug of blood," says the first vampire. The second one nods, and says, "The same." The third vampire rolls his eyes at his friends, faces to the waitress and says, "A glass of plasma, please."
She turns to the bartender and calls out their order: "I need two bloods and a blood lite."
Q: What does Dracula say when introduced to someone?
A: "Hello, pleased to eat you!"
Q. What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
A. Adam's apples and nectarines.
Q. What does a Vampire fear most?
A. Tooth Decay
Q: What kind of ship does Dracula own
A: Blood vessel.
Q: What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
A: Turn on the dark. I'm afraid of the light!
Numbers by Rachel Ward Giveaway
Three winners were randomly selected and they are -
- CrystalGB who said...16 is my favorite number. It is my birthday.
- layla418 who said...My favorite number is 4 because I was born in April, which is the fourth month.
- Linda Kish who said...7...for no reason than I like the number.
Shadowrise by Tad Williams Giveaway
Five winners were randomly selected. They are -
- mysoulscreams who said...This would give me reason to go buy the other 2 books, sounds very good reading..
- Natasha who said...Awesome!! I want this book!
- Diana Dang who said... Looks like a cool series! Yay for Canada!
- Valerie who said...I need a new read
- Lisa R who said...Never heard of this author so off to check out the other books in this series, as I love fantasy series.
I'll have emails out to everyone by end of day.